January 4, 2013 by Anne Tenino
Recently, (since GRL, actually) I’ve been making *clears throat* male genital sculptures and giving them away to people. This has resulted in a flood of people asking for their very own stuffed yarn penis, which is beyond my abilities (and try though I might, my daughters aren’t interested in helping me out with this). I mean, I could crochet penii all day, but then I wouldn’t be able to write.
So, for my upcoming blog tour, to celebrate the release of my next book Too Stupid to Live, I’ve decided to giveaway a crocheted cock on every stop. *Cheering crowd* The penis pictured here is one of the giveaways as a matter of fact.
Dying to know how to win one? It’s (sort of) simple—at each stop (seven in total) I will ask one question from the book and everyone who knows the answer and wants to have a chance at the dick will email me with the answer. At the end of each day’s post I’ll randomly pick one winner, and mail them the penis.
This means, of course, you have to be willing to give me your mailing address. I’m placing no geographic restrictions on the prize winners—I’ll post it anyplace in the world. (If you live in a country where it’s likely not to make it through customs, I’m still willing to try if you are.)
And yes, it requires you to read the book, although you get one freebie—the first day’s post will ask a question you can answer by reading the excerpt, available here.
Hmmm, I think I covered everything, but if you have any questions, feel free to leave a comment and ask. Happy reading!