The Too Stupid to Live Blog Tour is coming this next Monday, January 14th—which also happens to be the day the book is released. Don’t forget, though, that if you buy now from Riptide, you’ll get the book at 12:00 am on the 12th, EST or GMT -4.

However, most of this post is concerned with the mechanics of the tour itself. First, let me give you a schedule:

January 14, 2013 – Joyfully Jay

January 14, 2013 – The Jeep Diva

January 15, 2013 – Cole Riann – The Armchair Reader

January 16, 2013 – Cup O’ Porn

January 16, 2013 – Tracy’s Place

January 17, 2013 – All I Want and More

January 17, 2013 – Book Reviews and More by Kathy

January 18, 2013 – Mrs. Condit Reads Books

This lovely—albeit somewhat frustrated—gentlemen is up for grabs to those who answer the question asked on Joyfully Jay’s blog http://joyfullyjay.com on January 14.

Now, if you’re wondering about the blog tour prize? I’m giving away crocheted penis art. Yes, you read that right. Each day, I’ll ask a question and then I’ll randomly choose a winner from all the correct answers that are emailed to me at anne @ annetenino.com by January 20th.

To find out more details, you’ll have to visit my den of yarn iniquity, the X-rated Crochet Gallery. Contest rules and a link to a slideshow of all the penii to be awarded are near the bottom.

Am I forgetting any pertinent details? How about I paste in the blog post, and the buy link one more time?

It isn’t true love until someone gets hurt.

Sam’s a new man. Yes, he’s still too tall, too skinny, too dorky, too gay, and has that unfortunate addiction to romance novels, but he’s wised up. His One True Love is certainly still out there, but he knows now that real life is nothing like fiction. He’s cultivated the necessary fortitude to say “no” to the next Mr. Wrong, no matter how hot, exciting, and/or erotic-novel-worthy he may be.

Until he meets Ian.

Ian’s a new man. He’s pain-free, has escaped the job he hated and the family who stifled him, and is now—possibly—ready to dip his toe into the sea of relationships. He’s going to be cautious, though, maybe start with someone who knows the score and isn’t looking for anything too complicated. Someone with experience and simple needs that largely revolve around the bedroom.

Until he meets Sam.

Sam’s convinced that Ian is no one’s Mr. Right. Ian’s sure that Sam isn’t his type. They can’t both be wrong . . . can they?

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