You may or may not know that I crochet penises for fun. I know, it’s weird, but I never claimed to be normal, so whatevs.
Here are a few I’ve made for people so far. These aren’t all—I gave quite a few away at GayRomLit 2012.
The requests for them keep piling up. I now have a list of hopeful yarn penis owners that will keep me busy until well into 2014.
Now, if you’re looking for the ones I made for the blog tour, check out this post. I’ve taken down the blog tour slideshow, now.
If you’re interested in winning one, these are the rules:
*I’ll be giving away one crocheted cock per post; please include the question you’re answering in your email so I know which post it is. One answer per email, please.
*Winners will have to provide me with a mailing address to send the penis to after I notify them by email (about January 21st).
*There are no geographic restrictions on winning—I will send anywhere in the world, even to countries in which customs may confiscate the item (although if it doesn’t make it, I won’t be able to provide a replacement, I’m sorry).
*Winners will be chosen randomly from each correct answer I receive by midnight PST (GMT-7) January 20th. That’s two days after the blog tour ends.
*One entry per question per email address.
To win, correctly answer the questions asked on the blog tour in the body of an email sent to me at anne @ annetenino.com.